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lureyouwiththeirmorphlingways:
#how would you raise the stakes for a third film #’i’m going to hold the statue of liberty hostage’ #i’m going to blow up delaware’
#I’m going to deface the american flag on the moon #and put my face on it
#i’m going to steal Walt Disney’s frozen head and use it as a snow globe
#I’m going to end the DFS sale.
#I’m going to walk into Mordor
#I’m going to divide by zero
#i’m going to be the final horcrux
#I’m going to buy all the McRibs
# I’m going to lick my elbow
#I’m going to go trick or treating as Nicholas Cage