January 2011
Emma Watson vs Me.
When Emma laughs:
When I laugh:
When she dances:
When I dance:
When she whips her hair:
When I whip my hair:
When she cries:
When I cry:
When she winks:
When I try to wink:
IN GENERAL, THIS IS EMMA WATSON:
AND THIS IS ME:
“Those guys are such nerds, I invented poking!”
– Mark Zuckerberg (SNL)
How many Facebook pokes have you had?
didyoublush:
Ha! I’m not on Facebook anymore…
…and I never got poked once!
I’m going to be depressed for a while.
The Social Network should have ended with Mark...
fuckyouflipflops-:
And refreshing to see if he accepts.
You don't go on Facebook for a week:
Expectations:
Reality:
& guess what that 1 notifucktion is:
After this year, I'll never get to see a new Harry...
michaelavictoria:
-inferius:
….
Reblog if you're going to give Harry Potter and...
fawkes-:
twitchylittleferret:
fredandgeorgeweasley:
If I’m not drowning in my own tears, I will stand up and clap.
I will probably be sobbing my heart out but I will try!
fuckingomnomnommonster asked: Hi :3
I just wanted to say that I'm deleting this blog and if you would like to continue following me that I'm here at the new one:
http://fuckingmeowforme.tumblr.com/
I just wanted to say that I'm deleting this blog and if you would like to continue following me that I'm here at the new one:
http://fuckingmeowforme.tumblr.com/
When your period's late but you've never had sex
thpantdevilsays:
vaginismus:
pancakes-:
punchthehighlightsoutofyourhair:
“OH GOD I’M THE NEXT VIRGIN MARY”
No one can comprehend how gpoy this really is.
oh god this happened a few months ago
“BUT TYLER AND I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX WHY IS IT LATE”
but then i got it and i was fucking relieved
and then your mind comes up with all the possible ways semen could have entered your vagina
...
“Look, I may not have a badge - unless you count the chocolate one Alexis gave me...”
– Castle, 3.13 (via ronstoppableismypatronus)
“‘Who is this?’ ‘Oh it’s Eduardo.’ ‘Why is he walking in that strange way?’...”
– Jesse Eisenberg (on what he thought Mark would think when Eduardo dances over to him)
True Food Prep Instructions
cauldroncakes:
rinzler:
ragingbagoftestosterone:
ilearnedthatfromthepizzaman:
TEARS
SO MANY TEARS
CANNOT HANDRE
the Chinese one is the best.
Pizza rolls instructions are so accurate.
