Steven Moffat's childhood
| moffat: no, mum, I didn't break the vase. |
| mum: who did it then? |
| moffat: outside the window there was a butterfly and the butterfly flew past the window and our canary saw it and squeaked and the goldfish hit the tank and the cat was interested in the goldfish because the cat is hungry... |
| mum: so the cat knocked over the vase? |
| moffat: or did he? |
| mum: steven-- |
| moffat: I guess you'll have to wait till next season. |
| *flies away, cackling madly* |
